January 2009
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On remebering things past.
Hector: hey man, I just hope that you'll remember us
William: who are you?
Hector: do you remember us? I'm HECTOR!
William: i don't even remember what color your slanted eyes are
Hector: yellow... yellow, billy
jonahray:
Happiness is just a Flaming Moe away…
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No Snickering - That Road Sign Means Something... →
“Avoid aesthetically unsuitable names,” like Gaswork Road, the council decreed. Also, avoid “names capable of deliberate misinterpretation,” like Hoare Road, Typple Avenue, Quare Street and Corfe Close.
(What is wrong with Corfe Close, you might ask? The guidelines mention the hypothetical residents of No. 4, with their unfortunate hypothetical address, “4 Corfe Close.” To find the naughty...
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“Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth. It’s hot in the summer and cold in the...”
– Kurt Vonnegut, God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
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